Saturday, September 13, 2014

Importance of Goods and Service Tax (GST) in India

1) What are you doing?
Ans.: Business
Tax: PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
3) From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY and OCTROI! AND NOW LBT and LPT.
4) What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.
5) Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL and FIRE TAX!



7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).
9) are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where are you taking your client for Lunch and Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD and ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY and REGISTRATION FEE!
17) How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL and SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX!!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST and PENALTY!
20) Do you want growth of india.?
Ans: Off cource Yes .
Pay electricity tax,water tax, education tax, and other tax ,which is used by defaulter people.
21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX....!!!!!!

Now let's be serious:
GST formulation

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